not a business

oops i visited the pissing myself off factory and i got pissed off

We need a third space between life and death

So turns out there's this place called the hospital and you can go there

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

women's football is a hydrogen bomb compared to men's. every two minutes they blow the whistle cuz a man tripped on the grass while a woman could get her arm amputated and still get up to play.

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.