who said anything about trees?

babe wake up slay the spire 2 parchnotes

parchnotes: i'm so thirsty

How is the bar this low and all the alternatives are somehow worse. Fucking hell world. Black girls and tgirls and Black tgirls I'm so sorry we have to deal with this shit

They're regularly terminating transfems within 24 hours of remaking while ghosting my multiple reports about someone calling me the hard r and advocating for genocide of Black and Brown people

i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

i’m really mad that the jurgen leitner video has permeated my brain so hard but is virtually unknown outside of a very small internet community. sometimes i’ll be sitting around talking to someone and want to quote/paraphrase ‘i am just mad because i am angy’ or ‘is he dead? is he a bastard?’ or ‘’now you fucked up’ in ancient yiddish’ or even ‘avatar of the whore’ or any of the other frankly iconic lines but they’re too distinctive people will know i’m referencing something and then i’ll have to explain that i am referencing a recording of a rant someone went on about a minor character in a podcast but also that that recording is the funniest single piece of media in existence source dude trust me

for people asking for a link bc they’re new or hadn’t heard of it before now here u go and yes i realize i am treating you to both the pinnacle of comedy and a soliloquy worthy of shakespeare himself all rolled into one two minute video. you’re welcome

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

First of all put some respect on my name