Iss you an' me 'gainst the wurld. I love you.

irish-american chan and pjackk starring in a remake of the iron giant

“select your gender” except the options are uquiz aesthetics

Oh my god they ran doom on their gender

Captcha test

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

dude the cops are outside we're gonna have to flush the pee

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

This is the most American post I have ever seen

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

no if you look closely you can see they are in fact the same length

PAINTING!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

CHAT THIS IS A PAINTING!!!

I went over this post twice before realising. I was like "oh it's just set up like a still life painting, right". NO IT'S FUCKING NOT!

it's funny when people call what two characters have going on a "secret third thing" and then they're just coworkers. not that secret

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him