Witch Bitch

when it finally happens they shouldn’t lower the flags to half mast, they should raise them to 1.5 mast. add some mast to that mast. maybe some balloons too.

even two years after my divorce I still occasionally look back and notice a red flag in a new way. today I'm thinking about how the first time we had a major fight it was because I said I wished I could live on the moon. and they got upset because I "didn't consider how they would feel". about, and I cannot stress this enough, me moving to the moon.

if you want to see how fast something can change from a "right" to a "privilege" in people's minds, try suggesting it should be extended to children, immigrants, and prisoners

im only attracted to worthy opponents

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

#my brain deciding what information to retain

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow