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all maids wear dresses with frills and clean things. the princess' dress also has frills but she does not clean. so it's not the frills that make the maid clean, but it's something else entirely...

I think what I love most about mythology is that the “Trickster God/Spirit” is an archetypical character found in almost every body of folklore. It’s like “Oh, here’s our God of the Sun, our God of the Sea, our God of Fertility, and our God of Being A Wretched Little Gremlin Who Causes Problems On Purpose”

do you ever read a take so bad you can't even be mad about it you're just like... ohhhhhh they must be stupid </3 so sad for them

saw a thing recently about how callin ppl “y’all” and “folks” is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those terms of address from my cold dead hands, they’re the only thing keeping me from calling everyone “honeybee”

at least if i die on this hill i’ll go to y’allhalla

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

This is now my favorite photo

I hope this email finds you, binds you, ties you to a pole and breaks your fingers to splinters, drags you to a hole until you wake up naked, clawing at the ceiling of your grave

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

"You've lost the plot" is such a great expression. Bro you're so far gone that we're not even part of the same narrative anymore.

Artwork by Kikillo

quick i need nobody to give me $30,000

😁 check your nowhere...

OMGG YOU DIDNT 😭