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I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

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It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???

this is an easy mistake to make, but the word for years is 'años', not 'anos'. it's actually saying he has nineteen anuses (arranged horizontally, one next to the other) and she has thirty-eight (arranged vertically, one above the other)

This is a mistake my friend made when he, knowing a moderate amount of Portuguese, took some Spanish classes. He managed to describe his sister to his Spanish teacher as "Twenty five anuses old".

i really im absolutely astounded at the phenomenal job that MIB did not to be racist against aliens, despite being a movie about secret agents chasing evil aliens. that scene where jay helps an alien mother to give birth is probably one of the most humanizing moments for an Other ive seen in a movie ever.

like it grabs the body snatcher trope from the cold war "aliens are all around you, hidden in diguzise, they could be any one of us!" and then it says "and theyre just people, theyre literally just people trying to live their lives and thats fine"

you literally have a whooe scene where a cop stands out because he says "i dont care how menacibg or threatning someone looks im not going to shoot them if there is a reasonable explination for what theyre doing, one is sneezing and one is just doing excercise", and that is the guy that gets aproved to join MIB.

The movie has a real love for NYC and immigrant culture as a part of that. The opening scene where K welcomes the undocumented immigrants to the United States. One alien greets another and says he's ordered him pierogi. A lot of them are refugees from their home worlds who just want to survive.

Akira bike sliding on a horse

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

that’s next week! Don’t forget!