"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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oozey mess
Show & Tell
dirt enthusiast
roma★
taylor price
Not today Justin
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Origami Around
pixel skylines
Xuebing Du
if i look back, i am lost
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
RMH
KIROKAZE
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@ct4cd
[setting: large discord server]
you: abort that thang
someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this
you: wtf how
[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]
Moral of The Story: What?
Butterfly Effect-ing yourself...to win an argument on the internet. Discord indeed...or a funny kind of order. Hard to know one from the other...in the Twilight Zone.
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The Man from A.S.S.H.O.L.E.
Hellraiser (1987)
"jk lol we're a bunch of generic slasher monsters, we literally just kill whatever's in front of us"
Hellraiser (2022)
Worm-like aliens who consider humans as "incomprehensible horrors" but only because every creature on their planet is some variation of "worm" and their minds cannot comprehend any being that isn't just "long squiggly tube".
Counterargument - is a human not a long squiggly tube?
A worm would look at our digestive tract and conclude that we're just an inefficient tube, we'd become the worm version of that meme about how a mug is topologically a torus
the fucked up thing about recording a podcast or writing a book or whatever is that you have to wait until it comes out to see people react to it.
Can't they just establish a psychic connection with me and know how beautiful and wise my ideas are
The terror of people seeing The Thing before it's ~*finished*~ vs the terror of having to actually finish and release The Thing for other people to tell you if it's good or not
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Item: A Set of Dice Rarity: ⏶ Common
Do you consider yourself a lucky person when playing?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
The fuck is this
How to make "blogger" sound like a slur
Bad genre fic: The Busty Alien saga book 14; what if race was real and worked like in dungeons of dragons
Bad lit fic: What if the odessey was boring
Genuinely tasteless. It has fight scenes with magical creatures and sexual witches. Loser opinion.
Are you saying The Busty Alien Saga doesn't have those
the REAL story behind touhou: In 1931 a man named Touny Houston opened an all-girls orphanage but due to poor oversight the girls often ended up getting in fights and throwing darts at each other. the girls had to either learn to dodge the darts or be killed
How many goddamn girls were there at this orphanage
Movie critics Siskel and Ebert, 1984
Crazy how well this describes these two men
literally one of my favorite tweets ever
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in 2019 i saw someone call her butch
She looks like pastel goth mr bean
She looks like the mean teacher at a posh clown college
I need fanart of her with the biggest tits you can draw.
No, those are too big.
i feel like theres a bit of an elephant in the room here
Rabid Zionism is entirely compatible with Stalin's guiding principle of "Fuck everybody but me"
Use power word kill 7 times in a row, call that a death sentence
The word is buffalo
oh, this giant book i'm gently hover-handing in the crook of my leathery old arm? this giant book?? that's called the holy bible, and it's why your elephant is about to become a French citizen
Why is he made out of sand
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having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.
yeah they love forming a faggot together its like their favourite thing to do
please show us bugfaggot op please
they have plenty of plants and sticks to climb and play with they just keep doing this
The Stick Bug Who Was Thursday
personalized ads are so funny to me
'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'
and the end result is
'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'
like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one
