A few bolts loose @teh-samhain - Tumblr Blog

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

#Thanks for the invite #Notification settings>mute>until I turn it back on

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Just watched a u-Haul lose a mirror by blindly merging directly into a semi-trailer.

#philly drivers #I wish I could find the all my homies hate the schuylkill image

I think I’m going to have to reckon with the fact that I’m simply incapable of creating anything.

Unfortunately if I cannot create something then I’m less than nothing.

You tell your vet that you’ve been taking your cat’s temperature at home to make sure her 105 fever has been dropping and suddenly you're getting a good grade in pet ownership but it’s kind of worrying how low the class average must be.

#Thermometer was ten bucks at CVS and thirty seconds maybe twice a day to make sure my cat’s not dying what do you mean nobody does this?

The Quixotic urge to drive straight into the base of a wind turbine

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

luxwing

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

luxwing

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

viralfrog

hms-no-fun

THE SPIRIT OF BUSTER KEATON LIVES ON

ourladyofintersectinglines

#Crazy how many side quests you have to go on to unlock his personal twitter but it’s definitely worth the grind

mystgourmet-deactivated20200102

kalichnikov

Btw when people say "if you want to be a writer you need to read a lot of books" that means bad books too. This applies to all creative mediums and also even if you don't want to make it you should immerse yourself in some mediocre slop here and there and even abysmal dogshit on occasion. As a fan of the medium. If all you eat is perfect A5 wagyu prepared by a Michelen star chef youre gonna end up thinking a well cooked and seasoned grocery store ribeye is basically dog food and this is the path to spiritual rot

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

gooseworx

Looking back on the show, what are you most proud of?

Every time I've hurt people.

stealingpotatoes

sorry my cat DOES have to hear how cute he is all the time no matter what he's doing, it's the law

greenlabcoat

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

theblob1958

men really need to start having chest hair and just leaving their shirts half unbuttoned again. i think it will start to heal society

#Wish I could but I’m bald as hell

poobletoods

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

miiilowo

every time a dude with long hair cuts it short a guardian angel kills themselves

#Repeatedly growing my hair out just to cut it until heaven is empty

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

A few bolts loose