Simply complicated.

when someone reads u a tumblr post youve seen a million times and you gotta act like you don’t spend your entire life on this blue hell

update: I banged him

anyone here ever got their tie caught in the sawmill conveyor belt & been dragged towards giant blade? need advice. time is a factor

12:00 – *movie releases in theaters* 12:01 – *whole movie in gifs appear on Tumblr*

Harvard-bringing the next generations of leaders.

teacher *while handing out 40 year old textbook*: wikipedia is very unreliable

its that time of year when you start worrying bout your grades but its too late

who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?

what

I can get behind this movement

Can I stay in the dining room though?

You can stay in the dining room. Food will be ready shortly.

Thank you, I’ll set the table

Use the good china.

we all have that movie we saw too young and probably scarred us for life.

chaotic neutral

It says a lot about me that this basically sums up my reaction to a lot of situations. 

ICONIC

George is savage and its one of my favourite scenes 

Fuck

honestly one of the greatest episodes in television history