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If I may momentarily break keyfabe, I think the deal with D.B. Cooper is most likely that cops are just bad at finding people.

New D.B. Cooper theory: he went somewhere the cops didn't look

There are so many details hidden in this thing every time I look at it I find something new

it’s so insane we have to just keep showing up for work. no matter what is happening globally, locally, personally, you’re supposed to show up and act like the formatting on a report is actually really important and demands your attention.

I'm pissed they got away with calling it a "hallucination" when their dumb computer thing says wrong information. I don't think they should get to have that.

Your stupid computer thing cannot hallucinate because it does not have senses or a psyche. Quit making believe like it does. You sound like a child.

This morning I’m thinkin about how Miles dislocated his shoulder on the Enterprise and Crusher was like Ugh Okay I’ll go get the Osteotractor™️ and then Miles dislocated his shoulder on DS9 and Julian just fucking cracked it back into place then and there

i like that he has a special dislocated shoulder shirt

When Bashir said he was excited to practice frontier medicine he meant on O’Brien