Mar 31
Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.
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Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.
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honestly i think markiplier was probably relieved to see that people aren't actually shipping him anywhere and are instead shipping a character he plays with another character, and that while we are joking and saying shit like "ohh I've fallen into the markiplier x Ryan gosling ship lol" no one is actually shipping the irl people together (and if people are doing that their keeping it quiet and far away from him)
i mean i was there for septaplier (idk if that's how you spell it, it's been years) and that was irl markiplier x irl jacksepticeye. this is not that, this is Simon x Ryland grace, two fictional characters.
that's probably why he's chill with it and joked about it. nobody is looking at his irl relationships and digging to find something you know.
benny gecko posts are like
*fanart of benny in the sluttiest pose you’ve ever seen*
caption: i am going to run this man over with a train. twice.
Seltzer bubbling over Menthol to Madeleine like "he's so smart and thoughtful and calm and classy..." And mads is just like "yeah I can see how those traits are attracti-- hey wait a minute..."
tired of your mansion NOT being haunted??? i can fix that!!!! for the low low price of free, i will move into your home!!! your market value will plummet!!!! your in-laws will never visit again!!!!
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Anyway if cassette beasts was more popular/mainstream I think the tumblr demographics would be like this:
Teenagers, superwholock fans, and bill cipher enjoyers: would anoint aleph as a tumblr sexyman
Bisexuals and trans girls: would be all over Kayleigh
Lesbians who are into milfs: would NOT shut up about Ianthe (and they’d be right)
Cringe trans fems: really into Frankie
Cringe trans mascs: really into Eugene
Objectums would be like: PLEASE don’t crosstag miss amber and the amber lodge I want to look at her true form not her flesh suit
Artists: would look at Felix’s storyline and be like “oh maybe I should revisit my cringe oc huh”
People who love to argue over everything: would have discourse over the DLC plot line. “How can you like Gwen she’s problematic!!!!” Sorry I think clown girls committing atrocities because they don’t know better isn’t the worst thing in this game. She was just lonely.
Lady Dimitrescu fans: would thirst after morgante
Toxic yuri lovers: would look at morgante and aleph and say “this too is yuri” bc they want to kill each other