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The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and theyāre frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
Iām sorry but thatās thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about it⦠whoās the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a momentās notice?
It aināt Kermit
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But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?
Thereās no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseusās crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.
what is it about things being gender neutral having to also be āmasculineā. like, why can you wear a suit and tie and call it gender neutral but not a dress cause thatās feminine. why can you call people dude or guy as a gender neutral term but not girl cause thatās feminine. short hair is neutral but long hair is feminine. i mean i know why this is fully a rhetorical question but letās think about that
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"Children should be able to have the same respect as adults" and "children shouldn't be expected to have the same emotional intelligence as adults" are two sentences that should coexist by the way.
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ngl i think the thing that makes me the most upset about the odyssey movie is that the theme of the story doesnt make sense for the odyssey. because the odyssey is about letting go of hubris, its about surrendering yourself to the gods and realizing that you are nothing more when compared to them. thats why the whole thing that starts the odyssey is odysseus almost escaping polyphemus only to at the last minute practically shout his entire ip address and straight up dox himself. he wanted the glory but he didnt need it and that's how polyphemus gets his names and calls it out to posiedon for him to then torment odysseus. and when it comes to circe's island they spend a year there (im pretty sure, but its been a while since ive read the odyssey), they spend a year because odysseus assumes he has all the time in the world, only to then see his dead mother in the underworld and realize that thats not true. only furthering his desire to get to penelope and that makes him staying on calypso's island so tragic.
but the movie doesnt take these themes and thats fine on a surface level, but instead that make it a movie about the tragedy of war and honestly... THATS A GOOD THEME!!! but then why have the cyclops? circe kinda makes sense as in the movie she showed some kind of trauma, but then why have scylla? charibdys? (i spelled that wrong). the underworld makes sense but then why have him stuck on calypso's island? its only to show that this is a movie about the odyssey, but in my opinion the odyssey was the wrong movie to show this about.
instead they should've went with the iliad which is basically about the tragedy of war to a T. hell it ends with a funeral. its about how the war has gone on so long and has taken so many lives and how they're continuing it because if they don't then they've truly lost. i mean why do you think on of the biggest plot points in the epic is achilles giving hector's body back to priam? why do you think its patroclus dying, and like I said before later ending in hector's funeral? that's about the tragedy of war. not the odyssey.
it's a perfectly fine theme and its done in a mediocre way imo but it would've been better in the iliad. not the odyssey

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Do you know what really gets my goat? So many problems with the Odyssey movie couldāve been solved if Christopher Nolan had the awareness or background knowledge to realize that both the Iliad and Aeneid are infinitely better suited to the story he wanted to tell and morals he wanted to focus on.
I get the desire for a story about war and what comes from it, to look at PTSD and trauma and how senseless such conflicts ultimately are. But in a very profound way, so did Homer. It's just that he explored those themes in the Iliad, not the Odyssey. That's why it focuses on both sides of the war, why Hector and Achilles are so often contrasted in their desires and actions ā because it begs the question of what a hero, a general, a warrior, really is.
You want a story about the kind of atrocities men at war can commit? You want to cast Agamemnon as the villain? You want a protagonist who's big and strong and does awful things he must learn to regret? That's Achilles' story! Not Odysseus'!
Odysseus is wily. He's a trickster. He's a liar and schemer and talker and thinker. He's also a phenomenal fighter, sure, but that's nobody's first impression of him! His primary epithet is polutropos: literally a man of many turns, many tricks, many tongues.
And that's nowhere to be found in Nolan's Odyssey, which means...it's really not a story about Odysseus. He's not winning the day with wits and tricks and disguises ā he's certainly not Athena's chosen champion. Nolan wrote a story about a completely different man than the titular protagonist of the original myth. That doesn't change just because he borrows a small handful events from the Apologoi and a few more from the Telemachy and Mnesterophonia with a completely protagonist and focus and moral.
But we all know Nolan loves his tortured, tragic, angsty powerful male heroes. And one of Homer's epics did contain that ā it just wasn't the Odyssey! The Iliad would've worked so much better, because Achilles at his core is the kind of character Nolan likes to write. He's angry and scared of his own mortality and constantly worried about his own legacy and driven to do terrible things at war due to grief and love!
Nolan presents Odysseus' trick with the Trojan Horse as though it was some kind of Ancient War Crime, but the Greeks would not have given a shit and certainly wouldn't have considered it a violation of xenia (which the film incorrectly called "Zeus' Law" ā more on that here).
But you know which Homeric protagonist did do something that the Greeks considered horrifying and a violation of honorable combat? Achilles! When he desecrated Hector's corpse because the guy had killed his lover and best friend.
Thereās discourse (not just among modern academics, Platoās Hippias Minor is too) about whether wits and tricks should be held as more respectable or valued than pure martial strength in Homerās eyes ā whether Odysseus or Achilles is the greater Homeric hero. Nolan's Odyssey claims to be about Odysseus, but its values clearly state that Achilles is the better hero and protagonist. This movie gave almost zero credit to tricks and wits and disguises and lies, instead focusing on his sense of duty towards his men, his martial strength, and his leadership.
The latter is notably distinctly missing from Odysseus' canonical journey; his relationships with his comrades (summachoi) are almost completely absent, because the Odyssey is instead a story about marriage, about partnerships between men and women. (Circe, Calypso, and Nausicaa are all notably love interests for Odysseus whom he rejects in favor of Penelope; the former two are too dominant and powerful, the latter too young and impressionable. The woman he loves is his equal partner ā by Greek standards ā Penelope.) But Nolan's misogyny means he was never going to correctly rate the significance of the female characters in the Odyssey correctly, which further hampers the film. He'd likely have done better with the Iliad, where Chryseis and Briseis simply have to cry beautifully and he can paint Helen as a bitch or whore and Andromache as the tragic wife, like he prefers.
And if Nolan really wanted to get into the horrors of war, the things men can do when convinced of their righteousness and their strength is unchallenged...Neoptolemus in the Aeneid would be a fantastic lens to view that through. The Iliad is the war itself, and I think Nolan would prefer the battles to their aftermath, but you can look at the trauma and abuse that occur at war through both the spear-wives of the Iliad and the entirety of the Aeneid.
You're allowed to think the film was fun, but it was not the Odyssey. Nolan wanted to tell any other Greek hero's story. Achilles, Neoptolemus, Agamemnon, but even Heracles, Theseus, or Jason would've worked infinitely better.
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I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like āyes hello I am here for sith trainingā just to see what would happen
Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that heās a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dookuās clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatistsā top military secrets in a month, max
I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information
Dooku:ā¦what are you doing
Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: Iām a double agent. Passing them bad intel.
Dooku: I didnāt ask you to do that
Obi-Wan: ā¦iām taking initiative????
Dooku:
Dooku: Weāll itās about time SOMEONE around here did
Palpatine: There have been far too many ācoincidencesā with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, Iām sure of it.
Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing
Palpatine: Your bā you know, the whole āno attachmentsā is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk
Let's just add another layer to this cuz I bet that LIKE the Raako Hardeen incident no one tells Anakin anything.
So we also have an unhinged (but in the OTHER direction) Anakin chasing Obi-Wan across the galaxy going: 'Come back to the light side, Master, you're my brother!'
So now Palpatine's dealing with the unexpected headache of his planned future apprentice being too busy trying to de-sithify the not-actually-a-sith!Obi-Wan to get sithified himself.
Anakin suddenly throwing himself hard into being the perfect Jedi to guide his master back to the light is hilarious
I am in love with that idea. with all of that. please someone make this canon.
Yk mostly when Iām thinking about the sheer idiocy of the whole gang in season 1 when it comes to ākeeping a low profile,ā Iām thinking about the whole āwalking around everywhere in full highly customized recognizable GAR kitā thing, but I feel like the Marauder also bears mentioning. Itās very clearly a GAR ship and they just take it everywhere and because its ID code is different thatās fine!
Iām just constantly amused by their whole āpulling up to the function in a humvee and climbing out wearing a complete unaltered military uniformā low profile swag

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One of the best letters Iāve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, itās a great time to revisit Dinah from Devonās memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.
Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinahās diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.
57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, itās over. UGH.