You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby.

Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly

so.....is there anything with which the lion does concern himself ?

the four children who wandered into His world through the back of a wardrobe

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

saddest most miserable little creature only 4 whole cents!

Genuinely despise when authors do the "haha we are so self aware" thing. Stop mocking whatever genre you are working with or stop working on that genre. Be more like Pratchett. Discworld characters are aware they are in a fantasy setting and it slaps because Pratchett loves fantasy and you get stuff like fate being a real thing and improbable things happening because its narratively satisfying and the characters bet on it. Its amazing

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

“power corrupts” does NOT mean “oppression purifies”

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Maybe we can have one new movie without zendaya and tom holland for a change. No commitments, just see how it goes.