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post this without finishing my sentence

jesus christ how tired was i LOL

…only to be followed by this amazing message.

The roller coaster ride started.

With a happy ending…

…and a sweet poem to finish.

called the leading scientist in his field a "staggering waste of carbon"

left academia and taught middle school science

got kidnapped by Literally Every Government

made first contact with alien life

killed it :(

room of government officials is prompted by someone with practically infinite power to clap for him

home depot montage in which he, a middle school science teacher used to solving problems with no budget whatsoever had access to a government expenses card. bought every pack of sour skittles

figured out how to make the aliens breed :)

room of government officials and scientists is prompted by someone with practically infinite power to clap for him

ended up on an interstellar voyage called the Hail Mary

yknow. 'cause his name is Grace. Hail Mary, full of Grace

made first contact with alien life

befriended him :)

turned the centrifugal gravity system on, floated down to the ground really gracefully, promptly tripped over a doorframe

made first contact with alien life

taught middle school science

played by Ryan Gosling

aroace

autistic

genuinely terrible at wearing glasses

very wet cat

also here's some pictures of him