Theatrical Pick-Up Lines

You must be talking MIDI, because you’re firing my cues!

You may not send DMX, but you are my ShowBaby

When on the timeline can I tween your content?

You must bench a lot, because I clearly focus on you

We should make like projectors and blend our edges together

You must be a Projection Designer, because I’d like to pick up your ‘tab’ before you ‘go’

Don’t worry, although I’m a Stage Manager, I won’t be calling for “quiet in my house”

Does the “QT” on the schedule refer to “Quiet Time” or you?

You must be a cheeseborough, because you really bring our pipes together

You should be like a side arm and bring your clamp to my pipe

You must be the tech director, because you make me a bit bigger than planned

I hope there are a lot of transitions, becuase I like going into your tops and bottoms

You must  be a smartfade, because I'd like to press your magic button

You're like an A-frame--cause you make me quite high when I straddle you

It's no longer a Dry Tech after I see you

You must take up 512 channels, because you're the only thing in my universe!