folks im not gonna lie to you. ive looked at this conversation like 20 times and ive only just now realized he tried to lie to me about not eating for days within a few seconds of seeing i had a big bowl of soup

its my new rule. U arent allowed to reblog this post no more if you dont know who pjackk is

pjackk is the guy who wanting your soup right

hes the permanent wine stain on the metaphorical carpet of my brain.

yeah she's a total nepo baby. I heard her dad was one of floop's fooglies

I can see now that “oh fuck I’m gonna soak my jorts” was not an acceptable response to seeing how much pork shoulder I can get for 20$. I’m listening to the grocery shopping community and holding myself accountable.

what should I listen to

women

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

me dissociating after eating two AA batteries

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