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Arthur: Merlin is not a knight.

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

oh no is this what we’re doing now

the "whoops you forgot to put any tags on that post of yours friend :)" notification on tumblr is very funny but only if you're actually familiar with how this site works. like no that wasn't an accident. popularity here is dictated by the whims of the fucking gods and shit. you can post a 0 tags one-sentence-long no context witticism on your personal side blog with 3 followers and wake up to find it's become a thousand-note discourse monstrosity while your phone was turned off and charging, and you can tag spam a popular meme in a trending fandom that's also somehow topical to current usa politics and get like 10 likes.

i keep seeing discourse about it so for funsies:

To die will be an awful big adventure.

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today