Oban

The pokemon world's gotta be full of posters and PSA's that have like a magikarp and gyrados and say shit like "I'm not just a cute companion. I'm a 500lb commitment"

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops

Nobody understands the struggles of being a teenage girl better than Prince Hamlet of Denmark

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

hearing someone you love laugh is? easily one of the best things on earth

just overheard a mum in the museum ask her seven-year-old child ‘shall we say bye-bye to the skull?’

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

my unwritten novels were snubbed at the international booker prize once again