The Junk Yard

Highlights include:

Making fun of the shower scene for a solid 10 minutes

Saying she didn’t know that gay sex could happen in any configuration other than doggy style

Proceeding to ask me MANY questions about the logistics of gay sex while we took a break to watch an actual hockey game

Saying your dad does that at most of Shane’s autistic coded behaviors

Saying Kip is hotter than Scott then proceeding to ask what’s wrong with his chest hair every time he’s in screen

Deciding Ilya was an asshole and cussing him out

Cooing at Ilya the next scene with his dad and wanting to kill his dad

Spitballing methods of killing Ilyas dad and brother

Somehow was genuinely shocked at every sex scene despite multiple warnings

honest to god kids these days about the hook up culture of it all

Liking rose and then spending the next twenty minutes talking over the episode trying to remember Jennifer Lawrence’s name

Missunderstanding me explain it’s based loosely on actual hockey players and asking when Sidney Crosby came out

Followed explaining that would be huge and it will be a big deal when it happens. (I think she still thinks Crosby is gay. Unclear and afraid to ask)

Complaining about the Avs

Genuinely pissed there wasn’t more to binge watch

Making me spoil the books for her