hermy crerf :)

OH LOOK AT ME IM MUMBO JUMBO IM A MILLION FEET TALL AND I BOUGHT A HOUSE IN FRANCE SO I CAN GO CLIMBING ALL THE TIME WITH MY GORGEOUS FUCKING FIANCE AND ALSO SOMEONE WORE MY MERCH AT THE WORLD CUP MAN FUCK YYOU

my favoritest thing in hermitcraft fanfiction is when it takes place in a pseudo-minecraft fantasy realm but the hermits are still sometimes described with their nationalities. like okay this is a world where magic exists and you can respawn after you die and the entirety of reality sometimes gets new features added and new worlds can be created out of thin air, each with their own accompanying otherworldly pocket dimensions, and some people have special admin powers that allow them to alter the fabric of reality, and gods/cosmic horror monsters/a weird cult called the Watchers may or may not inhabit the spaces in between existence. also Canada exists. Canada exists here and we are not going to address it

I love that Impulse is a square little brick of a man without a single bone of toxic masculinity in his body. He’s soft and gentle. He loves babies. His voice jumps up several octaves when he sees something cute. He cheerfully talks about how much he likes Moana and K-Pop Demon Hunters. He gets openly emotional about his friends and his daughter’s volleyball performance and watching Metro Mayhem be played as an Ace Race in MCC. He teared up when he learned that a beloved side character died in D&D. He plays a manlier ice sport but quietly admits he might have been happy as a figure skater. He brings his fruit punch and strawberry banana energy drinks to hockey practice in his daughter’s pink unicorn lunch box and gets surprised when she steals the energy drinks because they taste good. It’s sort of a chicken and egg situation whether he’s like this because he’s a girl dad or whether being a girl dad gives him an avenue to embrace these parts of himself that were already there, but either way it’s insanely charming and I hope he never ever stops being so genuinely himself 💛

did we ever find out what's the deal with bathroom penis