it's ok, i wouldn't remember me either

i love when math teachers put question marks on my tests cause i’m just like yeah same

where does the joker end and this guy begins

I barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am I even alive

“2016 but every time something bad happens it gets faster”

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

@quaility

I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple”

My whole life!

child: *screams* me: literally did not ask

straight dudes love to add the word ‘man’ to everything they suddenly want to have like man bags or man buns, i hope one day they start having some man ners as well. 

no

NO

no

archived tweet in case they try to be sneaky