Spamming Your Dash Since 17.6.11

where are my museum gift shop memes

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

reinforcing trust in your loved ones by imagining situations where bad things happen to you and they save you

Explaining things to your therapist in an imaginary session

Projecting all your trauma onto an imaginary character and imagining others comforting them

Wanting fictional characters to have all the emotional support and physical affection you’ve always wanted

And this how I have been healing and maturing over the years

I’m in this post and I don’t like it

don’t mind us, we’re here to fuck too

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

The hero the world needs

Glaswegians will always fly kick someone I swear. Good on him.

A cow catching snowflakes

A calf separated from his mother, being raised in a cage for veal, finding fun and stimulation in the only thing available to him

Actually those are calf hutches. They only stay in those a few weeks. It keeps them away from the main barns and the public so they don’t get illnesses that can be prevented easily. Think of it like a newborn in the maternity ward. And those are all females. So not veal. They will be released back into a large pen when their immune systems are in full working order/. I know. It’s hard to understand farms have reasons for what we do! But keeping the animals alive and healthy is important. And it just takes a little misinformation from people that don’t know anything about animals to make other people confused. This is why you should research your topics before making up stories like this. It really is just that. A calf enjoying catching snowflakes

no one talks about how rick riordan literally scammed disney 

i doubt he planned it but deadass it would be so funny if that’s what happened

I saw him speak on /writing in the UK right before (or early in on when) his series hit it big. Planned. Definitely planned. 

Thousand percent planned. Also Percy? Has a learning disability. RR’s son inspired him to write bc he is ADHD and dyslexic. This was all planned. He is all about inclusivity and representation.

He just recently turned down an invitation to be recognized by the Texas state legislature because of of their new bathroom bill.

Riordan is what JK Rowling wanted to be

Riordan is what JK Rowling pretends to be

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net

me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun

women die without access to abortion. this is not arguable. this is a fact. it’s okay to have your own personal moral code when it comes to abortion. you can believe that it is a sin. but if you support policies that suppress or ban abortion, you will have blood on your hands.

Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

I want this on a bumper sticker

so much happening i cannot beleive this was 15 seconds

I actually found the original source for this and my god…… this is 1/128 of the funniest things he’s done: https://youtu.be/9iym331fPek

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

How

I was honestly shocked that these photos are so… crisp?  Clear?? And then I realized that I’m used to TOS just constantly having Kirk lit with that soft fuzzy angelic light usually reserved for the women so I’ve never seen a pic of Shatner at this age with normal lighting/focus