makayla

i love silence. no talking. no noise. just shhh. shhhhhhhhhhh. love that.

there is literally nothing in this world more endearing than a girl who is an absolute loser

I love when the X Files is like. What if there was a locked room murder mystery but the killer was just stretchy?

the reason mulder is very suave and cool during the first episode and then never again is because he spent 3 years alone in a basement thinking of dope shit to say to impress girls. “nobody down here but the fbi’s most unwanted” “that’s why they put the i in fbi” “something cosmic” like COME ON!! bro’s been practicing those lines he made flash cards he rehearsed them in the mirror. problem is he got too excited and used them all within the first like 2 weeks so by the fifth episodes he’s like. Please Like Me Lol

when you find a single flake of glitter on yourself for seemingly no reason. where'd you come from girl. where's the party at

i should be allowed to kill myself when im on my period and then come back to life later

just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

Cigarettes were unhealthy as shit but at least they made you look fuckable. people looked fuckable. now everytime someone takes a hit from their vape, we lose more of our eroticism