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Issuing a public warning for Americans to watch or they might miss out, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration reportedly recalled three navel oranges Wednesday to prove that they could juggle. “Toss ’em here,” said spokesperson John Lavietes, adding that American consumers who had recently purchased navel, Valencia, or blood oranges should not consume the citrus fruits but instead bring three of them to the nearest FDA office so the federal agency could show them something.

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Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tuesday while wearing anti-masturbation mitts. “The House will come to order—oops, hold on, one minute,” said the Louisiana Republican, appearing to perspire heavily as the mallet once again slipped from his hands, which were trapped inside two heavily padded, leather-bound gloves that reportedly deliver an electric shock anytime he attempts to touch his genitals.

Elderly is basically like 70-75+. Definitely 80+.

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Summary: Set during SVU season 25/OC season 4. Elliot and Olivia's lives are turned upside down after the unexpected happens on their trip to Ohio. Long buried secrets come to light, and they will both be forced to face the truth about themselves and about each other. 3.0 omegaverse geriatric pregnancy let's gooooooo

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