Language And Politics Nerd

"the inherent divinity of" bro what inherent divinity 😭😭😭 everythings freaking normal

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

Peeling an orange that doesn't want to be peeled is the most thankless fucking task. What in the zoo animal enrichment.

"What's Superman's kryptonite" screenshot

Also a character you're never supposed to see the face of. Dude you don't even know what she looks like???

She looks like the most beautiful woman in the world, duh. Shen Yuan is obviously going to just take Airplane at his word on this, the same way he takes people at their word anytime they say any woman is hot

Loid Forger is up to his eyeballs in PTSD and masking the hell out of it, gets stress ulcers, and is playing 5 dimensional chess with every interaction, figuring out and counteracting both people's individual and collective motivations and weaknesses. But he's also like "ough how do i maintain a healthy and respectful fake relationship with my beautiful stacked superhuman goddess wife who misses 40% of all social cues and wears backless sweater dresses all the time. This is really tough." The character of all time.

Last night I dreamt that I watched all of LotR and everything was the same except Sauron was replaced by the penguins from Madagascar standing on top of Barad-Dur with a telescope and a sniper rifle.

i know they’re eventually gonna fall in love but tbh the spy x family living situation really is my aroace dream. deep mutual respect and care for one another. sharing domestic tasks. eating meals and spending quality time together. separate bedrooms. zero expectation of physical intimacy. coparenting a four year old. i can’t emphasize enough how much these are all absolute wins to me