hOI!!!

refrain from killing someone she wanted to see dead because they were hiding in grass that alphys likes to use to make ice cream

whisper “behind you” into an echo flower so she could look cool when ambushing the human she wanted to kill

stop her monologue halfway because “WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE” but really she forgot what she was actually going to say

supplex a boulder in the middle of battle just because she can

stop in the middle of chasing someone she was trying to kill because they got a phone call

give someone cooking lessons instead of military training

obstinately refuse to even be nice to you until papyrus challenges her to become friends with you after which she becomes determined to become BESTIES

throw a spear at her guest when they tried to get up, breaking her table in half

“I don’t like cold food so I had alphys make me a fridge that keeps stuff warm”

build a giant sword she saw in an anime once

say she was a really hot blooded kid as if she’s not fucking hot blooded now

try to fight the king of all monsters when she was like 10

clear her kitchen for cooking by jumping on the counter and kicking everything off

make pasta sauce by punching vegetables to bits

stir spaghetti by mashing into the pot with a magic spear

own a stove that can only be turned up never turned down

burn her house down by cooking spaghetti and presumably not for the first time either

demand to fight an 8 year old in her burning house in an attempt to regain her dignity

start a pillowfight with papyrus and when he told her not to use the couch pillows she picked up the entire couch to throw at him

“the trash heap is a great place to pick up girls”

the flattery supplex

talk to alphys about the weather as an excuse for calling her even though the underground has no weather

write alphys a love letter that she seals tightly enough to make you need a chainsaw to open it but then forgot to sign it

slam dunk alphys into a garbage can

ask an 8 year old for confirmation that anime is real

this:

I don’t care if he’s got the highest, prettiest voice and wears dresses and pink glittery nail polish and high heels. If he tells you he’s a boy, then he’s a fucking boy.

I don’t care if she looks like the Hulk and talks like Morgan Freeman and has a beard to rival Thor and the hairiest chest and legs ever and wears a suit. If she tells you she’s a girl, then she’s a fucking girl.

I know that it’s nothing special but I drew Conductor Whiskers a few days ago and I kinda wanted to share it 😅 

-almost look identical