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back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

ok there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting nightblogging is like “what if apples screamed when we bit them?” shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill”. nightblogging has more of a focus on theoreticals, especially in stating absurd thoughts in normal ways. shit posting is more often the opposite, stating normal things in ways that make them absurd. “a crisp one dollar bill” isn’t funny or unusual, but replacing “dollar” with the absurdist internet word “donger” is what makes it funny & thus a shitpost. it’s not necessarily that one is more coherent, but that they’re differentiated both by form and by lexicon. nightblogging is surrealism, shitposting is dada

that makes so much sense, i understood all of it, completely and totally changed my views of thinking

you can still blame the australians, that much hasn’t changed

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

that is a common pepe. it’s literally the most common pepe

do u ever get those days where u actually look kinda ok and u take 400 selfies bc this day may never come again