are they gonna put this woman on a diet of piss and donuts?

stop calling the june heat homophobic!!!!! if anything it's transphobic

New supermarket i've been going to is roughly half the size of the old one but slightly cheaper only a couple blocks further away and still has the shit i'm looking for

oh so those dunkin zero refreshers are nasty as fuck and suspiciously sweet for being sugar free that'll teach me to have food fomo for the first time in the last two months

every time i lose momentum during a gaming session that i really wanna continue but can't because i have real-life responsibilities i think to myself What Would Dan Lookoutside Do and then i do the opposite of that

trying not to have existential dread about where i am in life until i remember that my city's mayor is only 2 years older than me

ANCIENT ALIENS DORMMATE MOVED INTO MY FUCKING BUILDING???