i wanna linger a little longer here with you

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

when you go to the gender clinic you can ask about being buried alive left to scream and claw at the lid of your coffin until you emerge into your real body & your real name but idk if it's covered by insurance

“I’m stuck here in a cycle and I am getting older but I am not growing up and my heart is getting soft dark spots on it like a fruit that has gone bad or is soft because too many hands have squeezed it but then put it back down not because I am not ready but because they were not ready for my type of fruity flesh. I felt so ripe and sweet—what was off? The truth is, I was forcing myself into people’s mouths. I jumped out of their hands and into their mouths and I yelled EAT ME way before they even had a chance to get hungry and notice me and lift me up.” ― Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

the nice thing about the torture chamber is that it’s the one place you can really be yourself

Hey. Don't cry. Weird teenage girl somewhere out there reading Frankenstein for the first time. Ok?

he’s so me!! ( a literal fox who doesn’t “fit in” and wants to feel important to his family )

we need to bring back the early 2000s dance party ending. this will fix everything