just fucking peachy mate

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

sex is cool, but have you ever watched someone’s face light up just because they saw you?

That wasn't very 🌿🐝🌙🌱🌻🍄🌲🌷☀️ of you.

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟