Today I learned that my husband keeps a notes app on his phone that has a list of all of my favorite things including but not limited to flower, ice cream, and cocktail and I don’t know how I feel about it 😂
Oh listen I know this is very very sweet because again Husband is rocks for brain bubble man. It is hilarious to me because the list has things like
“Favorite ice cream: butter pecan. I married a little old lady.”
“Favorite Ben and Jerry’s (this is different then regular ice cream) Phish Food. Has no idea who Phish is just thinks the chocolate fish are neat”
And I feel exposed.
“Favorite flower: orchid or lily, but she can have neither because our cats are stupid demon babies spat out from hell who will eat them and perish. She would prefer chicken nuggets anyways.”
“Favorite donut: old fashioned, for breaking in half and sharing with with the dog.”
“Favorite coffee: iced. Do not offer hot coffee under any circumstance. The only hot beverage allowed is hot coco and the yearly white chocolate peppermint mocha”
Okay I don’t need to be called out like this.
the mortifying ordeal of being married.
Stop it this is hilarious
wait, isn't this the same man who offered to teach the baby how to do taxes then had to admit that he doesn't know how to do taxes bc mom does the taxes?
Yeah that’s him!
isn't this also the man who unpacked your stuff after y'all moved and put everything away at tall people heights?
he is an Official Tumblr Character in my mind. love when new lore drops.
