very taysteh

blue zircon, of course :y

i’m an amber

zircon now!!

I’m a Citrine ^^

famous soundcloud rapper ‘penis ridiculous’ caught swallowing live shrimp whole from a shrimp farm once again

Sensory overload is such a weird feeling to describe. In a nutshell, sound is attacking me.

Today an escalator was squeaking really loudly and I told my sister it was eating my teeth.

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

All they do is sit there plotting their little gremlin plans for as soon as you let em out of the gremlin cube.

bastard’s degree

bastard of sciences

motherfucker of arts

dickhead of psychology

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

They know damn well what they’re doing.

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?