What Have I Gotten Myself Into?

What kind of god is this

ok but the look described in this is something I absolutely need

Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material

Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the “wrong” genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we’ve always been here and we’ve always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, “Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it’s cool.” and that is fucking awesome

apollo making me: fuck it lets give her a massive dick Dionysus: im cutting you off for the night. youve had way too much.

I don’t even play this game or know who she is, but this is such peak cat energy I have to reblog it.

I would too if my Pokémon was cryogonal

‘fuck pokemon battles what are YOUR stats’

If gays go to turbo-hell and cars go to heaven, tell me Will, in what afterlife would we find those two trucks having sex?

this is precisely why the catholic church invented purgatory