A Galactic Heart

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

i don't think it's like that at all.

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

Rewatched Star Trek: The Voyage Home (The One With The Whales) for the first time in many years and its damn near EMBARRASSING how bad McCoy wants to fuck Spock through this whole movie. All of their interactions are, "Wow Spock that's so neat you should tell me more while you sit on my face" and honestly I love that for him

been thinking about getting into recreational rocking back and forth

Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

Everyone wants the mistique of fatness or use the language of fatness to denote hotness without actually being fat or acknowledging that fat people or fatness can just be hot.