Bees? Bees.

COME GET YA’LL JUICE

you know too much

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

An old fashioned doctor’s leech jar

They’d be going over wildlife surveys and be like “hey, why has there been such a dramatic decrease in our predator population in the last year? what is going on??” They’d set up game cameras one night and check it a couple days later only watch a feral little man in khakis tackle a puma and drink its blood at one in the morning.

hold me gentl like frogg

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

Now I’m living in one and yeah, it turns out the answer is laundry, barely.

these aren’t my cats

me, doing a test on what jelly bean I’d be while drinking stale pepsi out of a mug: at least im not fucking licorice flavor god could you imagine

wow come for my neck like that

on my way to TARGET