Keeping it Classy

Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.

I just cannot for the life of me figure out how to snap this kid's neck without breaking his mom, but giving him a new, cooler head is vital to my vision and it simply gotta go.

@apocrypals

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

camellias be like what if roses but tense

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i'd last left off

be careful. being a silly billy is a gateway drug to becoming a full blown funny bunny

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

if mangoes didn’t have the stone in the middle, humanity would reach a new level of hedonism. we could just eat thru the whole thing without having to think. we’d permanently regress to a primal state. the seed grounds us, makes us careful when we eat. this defines us. fuck i wish i had a mango

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I hate all of you

if tumblr ever dies for real we should just all move into an underground sewer system and write on the walls it's the same thing really