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trying to get through my last final like
When I get edits on my work
#correspondence
Did anyone get a romantic box of eggs tonight????
I took my fiancée on a Valentine's Day date to Denny's!

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"Call us the odd couple," Scalia once said of their unlikely friendship.
“Toward the end of the opera Scalia/Ginsburg, tenor Scalia and soprano Ginsburg sing a duet: ‘We are different, we are one,’ different in our interpretation of written texts, one in our reverence for the Constitution and the institution we serve.
From our years together at the D.C. Circuit, we were best buddies. We disagreed now and then, but when I wrote for the Court and received a Scalia dissent, the opinion ultimately released was notably better than my initial circulation. Justice Scalia nailed all the weak spots – the 'applesauce’ and 'argle bargle’ – and gave me just what I needed to strengthen the majority opinion.
He was a jurist of captivating brilliance and wit, with a rare talent to make even the most sober judge laugh. The press referred to his 'energetic fervor,’ 'astringent intellect,’ 'peppery prose,’ 'acumen,’ and 'affability,’ all apt descriptions. He was eminently quotable, his pungent opinions so clearly stated that his words never slipped from the reader’s grasp.
Justice Scalia once described as the peak of his days on the bench an evening at the Opera Ball when he joined two Washington National Opera tenors at the piano for a medley of songs. He called it the famous Three Tenors performance. He was, indeed, a magnificent performer. It was my great good fortune to have known him as working colleague and treasured friend.” …
Years ago, Scalia chose Ginsburg when asked with whom he would want to be stranded on a desert island.
“Well, there wasn’t much competition,” Ginsburg quipped when recalling the story last year.
me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English
moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien
ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!
aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen
ich: das ist fair ich verstehe
yo: por qué están destruyendo el mundo? :( los extraterrestres: por que hay personas que creen que el inglés es el solo idioma que hay que hablar yo: ok está justo, yo entiendo
ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.
io: perché distruggete la terra?! gli alieni: perché ci sono persone che pensano che l'inglese è l'unica lingua per parlare io: ahh capisco
ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!
aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken
ik: oh zo, ik snap het
minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?
alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua
minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän
私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか?
宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです
私: なるほど、わかりました
me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!
aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt
me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t
aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!
shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan
aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad
我:你们为什么在毁灭地球?!!
外星人:因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了
我:懂了,说得有道理
ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!
taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe
ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko
Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..
tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu
Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.
jIHvaD: qatlh tera’ Qaw’ SoH!!! nov: HoSqu'mo’ yIn nuvpu’ ‘Iv tera'ngan jISaghbe’ Hol neH critique'a'wIj nIS chaH. jIHvaD: ‘e’ may. jIyaj.
Sea: Katatera dai aliera daiveit'i? Masani: Olonesu shana karitsh'ira yen Ingĭlishananera tian isish'ira mosurokenne. Sea: Amuran keronne. Anastse.
!!!אני: למה אתם הורסים את הארץ
חייזרים: יש אנשים שחושבים שאנגלית היא השפה היחידה שהם צרכים לדעת
אני: זה הגיוני אני מבינה
Mimi: Unaua dunia kwa nini?
Vyumbe vya nafasi: Kwa sababu kuna watu wameofikiri kiingereza ni lugha tu wanahitaji waseme.
Mimi: Basi basi, nimeelewa.
zey: druv los al gol!!!
gutiriik: dahik til joriin wo lorot tol sarodaaluv los nunon tinvok nust praag wah tinvaak
zey: tol paaz zu'u mindoraan
maybe I will just wait until one of you guys get hiring power and hire me
Much like Michael in Arrested Development, I don't have hiring and firing power. :'(
happy holidays from 12(b)(6)
reblog this for a chance to receive some 12(b)(6) stickers and a holiday card handwritten by yours truly to pass down for generations to come. should be following me. reblogging multiple times might help because i am too lazy to check if you did and will be picking few at random and that is the true meaning of christmas probably
Excited about the possibility!
Here come the big guns. We saw so many amazing pint-sized RBGs–it was so hard to choose. You are all winners!
Category 5: Ruth Baby Ginsburgs Click Below to Vote!
Who was the best Ruth Baby Ginsburg?

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Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!
Finally, today. After many years of false positives, today's the day.
Better safe than sorry is right. The news was just talking about this change in Denny’s privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of October 2, 2015, I do not give Denny’s or any entities associated with Denny’s permission to use my mouth, brain, or thoughts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to Denny’s it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take food from me based on this profile and/or its delicious contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC butt-66-2468menu and the Rome Statute whatever that is). NOTE: Denny’s is a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement atleast once it will be tactically allowing the use of your magic, as well as sorcery in your back pockets. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST copy and paste
Denny’s Satire is pretty great.
Rollerball pens that glide across paper like smooth ice skates and have ink like the tears of jesus will always be my favorite
Can’t believe it’s real. You preorder yet? 📚😍🙏
Pre-ordered on Kindle!

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Love this man.
This is some powerful-ass life advice.