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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

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my job in the monastery would be drawing those big ass letters

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my favourite thing about large discord servers is when they make an announcement post and all the reactions on it are like. POG FACE. TRANS HEART. E. CONFETTI EMOJI. FLAG OF PERU. SNAKE. Q. EYES. FIRE. MISCHEVIOUS DEVIL SMILING EMOJI. ANOTHER POG FAGE. PREGNANT MAN. HOT DOG. THUMBS UP. VRISKA.

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great song, made me sit on the ground thinking deeply about my life! I'll listen to it 500 more times

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desperate times call for desperate measure so i'm gonna try to get gimmick blogs to maybe help us spread our mission (make a sideblog with as many tumblr users as possible) and reach our current goal (1k members myb by sep 1st but also just whenever)

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there’s no way humans could build the Eiffel Tower

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Become a Coffee Mug.

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