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everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

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is yoda a muppet
Is Yoda a muppet?
Yes
No
HE HAD FRANK OZ'S HAND UP HIS ASS
frank oz fisting another bear at a gay nightclub: all muppets when i'm done, you will be
Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.
knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"
This ugly son of a bitch is fucking super hot chicks and basically, you are fucking stupid
you'd probably have a line of gold diggers too if you were only 23 and had a steady stream of revenue from your media empire and several restaurants. get on his level

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happy valentines day
reminder that woody harrelson and matthew mcconaughey are IRL half brothers
god nobody wants to have fun anymore
who's not having fun?
happy valentines day
reminder that woody harrelson and matthew mcconaughey are IRL half brothers
ohhh cuz u adorping the baby from the adorpion center
double penetration abortion
hot dog style hamburger style
they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
subpoena
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alcohol
porn hub comments

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wtf is with this WAVE of people calling blue eyes "scary" or "unsettling"?
or saying that blonde men are "bad/evil"??
is this part of the "if one group is good, the other must be bad" falacy?
are people thinking they have to put down sterotypically white traits (traits which many POC also naturally have btw) in order to lift up POC?
did we all just forget body shaming and sterotypes are bad no matter who it's aimed at?
or am I missing something??
tumblr user: [posts about a character of color sexually]
tumblr: UGH can we NOT hypersexualize every COC??
tumblr user: [posts about a character of color nonsexually]
tumblr: UGH can we NOT wholesome-core every COC??
tumblr user: [posts about a character of color critically]
tumblr: UGH can we NOT criticize every depiction of COCs??
tumblr user: [posts about a character of color uncritically]
tumblr: UGH can we NOT ignore the problematic aspects of this character?
tumblr user: [doesn't post about a character of color]
tumblr: UGH can we NOT ignore the COCs??????
Poor Gävle Goat 🐐
If its not fire, it's strong winds that knock you down.. Time to rest big guy
furry artist 🫵 (honorific)
flaming hot take but I dont fw ANY Abrahamic religions. idk how people who hate christianity decided that since jews and muslims have been victims of violence by christians that all of a sudden their religions aren't also founded on literally the same violent and controlling theology as early christian doctrine and haven't also killed thousands in the name of their god. im so tired of people pretending this millennia old Abrahamic in fighting is somehow one sided or «uncharacteristic» of any of these religions. how about no one gets to kill or control people because of their religion. no one!

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who up hating the new iphone update
damn raw cranberries are actually 100% good and definiytly not a 1 way ticket to puckered asshole town
go try one rn americans