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dragongirlsweetie

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

aceynk

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

kunosoura

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

ymawgat

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

mousenemy

What?

chromatic-king

darkwebdad-deactivated20160207

when people bring up your past

landmineblogging

drawingsfried

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sammroo167

All the chicks have left the nest ✨

depsidase

spinecutter-archive

my writing gland is purple and swollen

spinecutter-archive

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

herpsandbirds

Long-tailed Parakeet (Psittacula longicauda) female, family Psittaculidae, order Psittaciformes, Singapore

photograph by Bebetan Song

#not lying #tail long as fuck god damn

shithowdy

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

shithowdy

loon :)

shithowdy

i painted my loon :)

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passionpeachy

the nurses when i was born

casadelanime

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

yardovich

no……just thinking about it makes me….oooouuhh……….hoo boy…that ones gonna sting in the mornin

fiercestpurpose

[ID: Bugs Bunny in a suit meme, edited to read "I wish all Etruscan shrews a very pleasant brain-regrowing season."]

It's spring! [x]

fiercestpurpose

Happy first day of spring!

fiercestpurpose

I happen to think this is a) an incredibly fun fact and b) a pretty funny way to convey it, but despite my efforts (reblogging this once a year), I have yet to get “brain regrowing season” to take off.

fiercestpurpose

Some additional Etruscan shrew facts:

They’re the smallest mammal if you measure by mass, coming in at under 2g. That’s tiny.

Because they’re so small, their volume to surface area ratio is messed up, and they are constantly in danger of their body temperature dropping. Their very high metabolism is what keeps them alive.

Their brains can shrink by up to 28% over the winter, so that they don’t have to keep it warm and fed during the coldest season.

They don’t even live where it’s super cold — as the name suggests, they’re found around the Mediterranean, as well as in parts of Southeast Asia. But they’re very sensitive to the cold, on account of being tiny.

They’re so tiny!!! 😭😭😭

fiercestpurpose

#would love to see a picture of these little dudes

From Wikimedia. They’re beautiful and very small.

vacuously-true

I hope my brain will regrow this season as well...

the-quasar-hero

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

alyssadrawing

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

flightyfinch

i think about this post at least once a week

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