dumb bitch rights

i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay

Give Hector an A

heterophobia is not cute…

i hate the straights and i am so fucking sexy

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

……you can go now

Pip Boy but it's shit.

Talk shit about windows98 again and I'll fuck

Thats a rather unique threat

Eldest Council

pee pee on salami. call that salapee.

do you take advice

Yes

Ok

Thank you

Thank you

Bad news… my peter (Means dick..) Is hard which means… yep i got an eraction o_o

Oh no, when do you have to move out? :(

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

he can keep it