Pockethamster

Warning to anyone using Linktree.

From the 5th July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI.

I’m genuinely so tired of everything. If tumblr asks you to give it your face, DON’T. Just leave the website like genuinely for your own safety. I’m so tired of all these websites gradually hopping onto the “give us your face and/or a valid ID for ‘age verification’” like. You guys are smart enough to know what’s really happening, right? It’s mass surveillance. And it’s absolutely fucking sickening. Like I am actually sick to my stomach right now.

And before you like point at this like “BUT LOOK WHAT THEY SAID!!”

Are you REALLY stupid enough to believe this? That they’ll stick to their word? Why are we trusting these people again? We have ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO. WHATSOEVER. THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN: THEY. DO. NOT. GIVE. A. SHIT. ABOUT. YOU.

THIS IS MASS. FUCKING. SURVEILLANCE. Call me crazy, call me paranoid, but I’d rather be paranoid and safe than trusting and regretful.

Gen Z And Gen Zalpha (probably Alpha too, I wouldn’t know) were taught internet security our entire lives. What are some of the number one rules?

Never give your real name

Never give your real age

Never share IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS

Never share where you live

never share your real birthday

and for me at least, I was taught to NEVER show my face.

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Everytime I doodle Plastic Box Vidcund he gets ever so slightly more depressed... welp.