i hate to be one of those people but bread is so easy to make i don’t get why more people who do even a moderate amount of cooking don’t make their own. larger loaves can be more difficult to get a perfect crumb but i suck at baking and even i can make something good by just making flatbread

i literally feel like death this morning

boss you know i’m not actually working. i know you’re not actually working. we have to keep up this facade for one more week then i’m outta here until next summer

i thought i saw a glimpse of the office rat today. he already stole some of coworker’s pretzels from her desk

i really don’t understand people who say eraserhead is weird and confusing. it’s the ultimate antinatalist film. at its most surface level procreation is disgusting and will bring exhaustion and sickness and genetic mutations and inescapable noise and you should never have children and retreat into personal comfort, before they can destroy your life and self of self because they are maliciously erasing your own freedom and identity and existence and parasitically using it to further their own machinations that destroy the world through endless consumption and industrialization. it’s literally the name of the film. even god has been diseased and crippled from his own creations. how much more blatant can it be

you think the mere sight of a prolapsed anus meme is enough to scare me bro? this isn’t 2008

the wretched peasant flogs his wretched cart horse with the same wretched zest

my mom is not so subtly convinced i’ll eventually be evicted for drug paraphernalia lol

i should just dox myself who even cares and i have many things to say about this city