he named a bee after her

people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

God heard us all mourning the loss of Eurovision to Zionists & decided to send a spectacle to rival getting eaten alive by a lion in a Roman coliseum

One nostril clogs another one opens or however the saying goes

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

Demerzel is so underrated it's unreal man she's a robot overlord she's a stealth assassin she's a girlboss she's a tragic hero she's a working mother she's the only thing holding a galactic authoritarian regime together she's a double agent she's a major fucking hottie and she still has time to be space Catholic

Tony Stark is an obnoxious character obviously written by straight men who have know idea what a charming man is like, and he is also bourgeoisie scum who deserves the rusty blade of a guillotine.

we used to have real drama on this website

😭 isnt even an emoji anymore its like a brother to me

I can literally feel the thoughts bubbling in my head like a cursed soup

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity