A Sof Boi(led) Egg

*gets dressed up to spend time in the woods alone*

once at dawn i dressed up in my regency suit and went for a walk in the woods where i heard someone go “oh” (a little like a moan) and i got terrified i’d interrupted someone dogging or something so i immediately tried to walk away before i saw the person in question, who was just walking their dog (dogging in a sense!) and i got even more scared because they were wearing black skinny jeans and a black hoodie so they looked like they had very long slender arms and legs, and both of us were really shaken so i quickly tried to get out of sight. anyway i forgot i was wearing full 1810s regencywear complete with hat and probably looked significantly more like a ghost than they did. remember you’re never alone in the woods

imagine walking your dog in the woods and seeing an obvious Regency-era ghost notice you and bolt out of sight, visibly shaken

I’m CRYING this is hilarious

Aspire to be the ghost in someone’s ghost story

a lot of you really need to internalize that acting avoidant isn't cute at all and that it will cost you experiences and life outcomes if you don't change course

idk who needs to hear this, but your partner should be making your life better and easier than it is on your own. if your partner is making your life harder, they're constantly stressing you out, if they're not showing up for you? babe you gotta leave, life is so short and we only get one, so don't spend it with someone who makes you feel bad about your life, you deserve so much better than that

batfam fans exhibit a particularly fascinating fetishization of multilingualism

i just saw someone say duke knows every language in africa.

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

My main problem as a person is that while I have no problem following orders when someone else knows what to do, and I have no problem taking charge when I'm the one to know what to do, if I'm put into a position where someone who should know what to do doesn't have a clear plan and isn't giving orders, and I feel like I'm supposed to take command in a situation where I have no idea what we should be doing next, I'm going to start throwing wrenches at people.