themes of autonomy

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

the main difference between andrew garfield and harry styles is i think andrew garfield has no idea what his deal is and i think harry styles is 100% straight cause if he was even a kinsey 1.5 he’d come out and milk it for all it’s worth

Happy Pride month. Protect Queer art.

play terrible games win unspeakable prizes

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

Y'all need to stop saying "community" when you mean "friend group."

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"