hi

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Candy, roses, poems, lube? You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough Love.

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

Here’s the article, very well worth the read

10/13/2022

958 days left

belphie is always psyched out of his mind to see me, and the feeling is mutual. I'm like "BELPHIE! MY BOY!" and he's purring and wagging his tail and doing his little plip-plip-plip speed trot toward me, and meanwhile we were together all day but were just in different rooms for a second

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

she from chicago

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

No one has ever made money