whatever walked there, walked alone

I love to be sleepy. I love dim lighting. I love cozy bedding. dozing off is the best feeling

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

i actually love that in kcd, whether or not an NPC will let you wake them up to turn in a quest is kind of inconsistent. like captain bernard is NOT dealing with your shit at 3 in the morning even IF we're in the middle of a siege and you brought the supplies he asked for, fucking boundaries, henry, jesus, fuck off and come back during business hours. but hans will totally let you barge into his room in the middle of the night and shake him awake to turn in the shit he needed to go get laid like 'cool thanks so much hal! i am immediately going back to sleep now goodnight'. hilarious behaviour actually.

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole