... I have lapsed into song lyrics

i fucking hate australia i got up at 4am this morning, christmas morning, to go to the bathroom and a giant ass fucking spider is just sitting behind the door like hello and i looked at it and like the first thought that occurred to me was “you’re not santa”

I have to reblog…..its Madam Zeroni. I see her picture, i reblog. Not taking any chances

Her being Eartha Kitt is enough alone for me to reblog

Earths Kitt’s entire career is amazing. She was an outspoken civil rights activist and just an utterly good person. I remember hearing news of her death on the radio during a roadtrip and crying silently until we reached our destination.

“pshh ill totally have the motivation to do that thing tomorrow, lemme just push it off for a bit” says i, the person with chronic depression, never been motivated a day in my life

imagine a dog