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Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

The great thing about Gus is that he perfectly oscillates from playing the annoyed straight man to Shawn’s general insanity to yes-anding to an insane degree. For every moment where he says no Shawn, you did not hear that both ways there’s a moment where he, with no prompting, claims that his fictitious grandmother with a broken hip was teaching a line dancing class. For every time he says Shawn, stop messing around at work, there is a time where after Shawn says he’s been “looking at the man in the mirror”, Gus, in a move that never ever fails to make me laugh, with a completely straight face and no impact on the conversation, does the Michael Jackson “he-he”. He’s insane. He thinks he’s normal. He does 11 point turns. He’s a sympathetic crier.

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

the ONLY problem that anyone should have with straight people playing gay characters is that sometimes when theyre bad actors you can tell that they dont want to be kissing homosexually. and thats annoying. get into it or go home girl

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

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rebecca black was right. It’s Friday